My dear, I really wish you could have come to work at my company — mind you, we also have our very own lot of shit, but none of it is related to Web. We don't even maintain our own website, and you would not be surprised to see how ugly and amateur it is.

Good luck with your former landlady, and if there is anything we can do to help... Well, you know... A friend will lend you a hand, a real friend will help you hide the bodies!

Gimme a call, I'll bring my shovel.