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AUGH.
C. is on duty tonight, so I manage the kid, as per usual. Pick kid up at Nanny's place, feed kid, bathe kid, put kid to bed.
All went well until step three.
When I undressed him, the back of his bodysuit was the greasy kind of wet.
I peeled him further.
Somehow, somehow he'd leaked poop all over his back. This is actually not an exaggeration. Some even got down his sleeves.
AUGH.
Thank heavens, my ever mindful C. keeps a box of disposable plastic gloves for me under the changemat. I'll stray from my appointed gender role with complete unconcerned glee[*], but pawing at baby poop is where I DRAW THE LINE.
I went through three pairs of gloves while wiping the material off him.
During which he peed all over (and under) the changemat.
Twice.
Now he's clean, in bed, and I'll be off to sprawl on the couch with a beer. Augh.
[*] I mean, I'm a guy with next to no chest hair, I love to cuddle and kiss, I like ponies (which I used to draw in my notebooks with brightly colored manes) and, uh, I take care of the kid while my partner's at work.
C. is on duty tonight, so I manage the kid, as per usual. Pick kid up at Nanny's place, feed kid, bathe kid, put kid to bed.
All went well until step three.
When I undressed him, the back of his bodysuit was the greasy kind of wet.
I peeled him further.
Somehow, somehow he'd leaked poop all over his back. This is actually not an exaggeration. Some even got down his sleeves.
AUGH.
Thank heavens, my ever mindful C. keeps a box of disposable plastic gloves for me under the changemat. I'll stray from my appointed gender role with complete unconcerned glee[*], but pawing at baby poop is where I DRAW THE LINE.
I went through three pairs of gloves while wiping the material off him.
During which he peed all over (and under) the changemat.
Twice.
Now he's clean, in bed, and I'll be off to sprawl on the couch with a beer. Augh.
[*] I mean, I'm a guy with next to no chest hair, I love to cuddle and kiss, I like ponies (which I used to draw in my notebooks with brightly colored manes) and, uh, I take care of the kid while my partner's at work.
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